Restaurant Review: Burger King

Location: Bryan's Road, Maryland
My breakfast this morning was obtained from the prestigious Bryan's Road Burger King; a restaurant renowned for it's semi-hygienic glamor and almost edible food. I had high expectations.

I ordered coffee, French Toast Sticks, and hash browns for a little over $3. Obviously the price is right for both the gourmand or the hobo. Let us see if such a good deal is worth what I paid for it.

The hash browns' salt-lick texture were a great complement to the coffee. Their crunchy hide shattered in my mouth like so many glass shards. To complement this excruciatingly delightful barrage there was an oily coating that made chewing delightfully optional.

The coffee that quickly followed tasted of thick brown. Not a chocolate or coffee brown, but that of partially used motor oil.

Finally, the entrée was released. My French Toast Sticks were fresh and pillowy. A tightly sealed packet of corn syrup was provided, incase the 25 grams of sugar per stick weren't enough.

I'd recommend this restaurant to anyone the world over, especially those who feel that life tends to last longer than desired.