Bioshock 2

As I'm sure you know, my 3 loyal readers, the Bioshock 2: Sea of Dreams teaser trailer was released a while ago and I just read off The Fukerton that there are rumors abound of Big Sisters...I can't wait until the Rule 34 comes out on THAT one.

In the trailer you see the little girl holding the Big Daddy stuffed toy. Well, lo and behold, Take Two Interactive in conjenction with 2K Miran has release a viral website containing a map of the world with marks of kidnapped girls/ reported sightings of...not Big Daddies, as you may have guessed, but rumored Big Sisters and the paranoid scriblings of some conspiracy theorist. There are a few connections between the trailer and the site such as THIS picture

Look familar? Why yes, yes it does. It's the same doll that the presumable growing Little Sister held in the trailer. A link, shit yeah it is. There is one thing that I learned in English 1020 that holds true not just for short stories, but anything short that needs to get a lot of information across: Everything you see/read is on purpose and by design. Undoubtedly these dolls will play a role in the upcoming game...maybe they'll even be the extra you get for purchasing the Special Edition.

Anyway, this is very exciting news folks. So check out the viral site. Read and wait with the same anticipation you have after  6 beers and no bathroom. I know I am.